Friday, May 06, 2005

The End Is Near -- "Kaiser" Karl to Make Cameo Appearance on SNL!

My dearest Karl,

I knew from all the gossipmongers that you were in The City on the occasion of The Met's big new Chanel exhibition, but, my, oh, my, was I surprised to hear a plug on Entertainment Tonight promoting your upcoming "cameo appearance" (so much classier than a "walk-on", huh?) on the putrifying carcass which is Saturday Night Live. From the looks of the SNL commercial on The Apprentice, I'd make a wager that your co-star will be the Donatella Versace lookalike!



Lagerfeld Goes Live!

Gossip: Chanel Exhibit at the Met