The Anderson Cooper Hurricane Drinking Game

With thanks to the Chortler.com: No offense to the good people of Florida, but we sure are getting tired of CNN's Anderson Cooper becoming a fixture at the state's annual hurricane disasters and capitalizing on the misery of Floridians. So in an effort to help beat Anderson Cooper fatigue this time around we have come up with the Anderson Cooper Hurricane Drinking Game. Here's how to play:

Drink two swigs every time someone sitting comfortably at the CNN studio tells Anderson to stay safe.

One swig every time they switch to Anderson braving a 60 mile per hour wind.

Two swigs every time they switch to Anderson in a 70 mile per hour wind.

Three swigs every time they switch to Anderson in a 80 or higher mile per hour wind.

One swig every time Anderson says devastate, devastates, devastation, devastating, or devastated.

Five swigs every time Anderson says “Whoa. We haven't seen anything like this since Ivan.”

One swig every time Anderson provides the obligatory warning for people along the Florida coast to be extremely cautious while he is getting hammered by wind and rain.